BIG DRAMA.......BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND MEXICAN PRESIDENT

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SEE MY GUY OOO.....12 of our University Students To Complete Programme At US University

hehehehe....As part of its existing academic exchange programme, twelve students of the Federal University of Technology, Akure, have traveled to the United States of America to complete their programmes at the Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University, in Tallahassee.

Nigeria will boil if Zakzaky dies in DSS custody – Shi’ites

hehehehe......The Islamic Movement in Nigeria (IMN), popularly known as Shi’ites, on Wednesday warned that there will be monumental tragedy if its leader, Sheik Ibrahim Zakzaky, who has since December 2015 been in detention dies in government custody. A statement signed by its Spokesman, Ibrahim Musa in Kaduna Wednesday also dismissed two lawyers, Sadau Garba and Bello Ibrahim standing for Zakzaky before Department of State Services (DSS).

NA WA OOO....THESE WOMEN WENT TOPLESS TODAY TO CELEBRATE Go Topless Day.

Hehehe....Women around the United States removed their clothes and marched along the streest of their cities to celebrate Go Topless Day.Go Topless Day is an annual event held to support the right of women to go topless in public on gender-equality grounds.

SEE THIS PREGNANT WOMAN....HOW MANY MONTHS IS THIS PREGNANCY ? HEHE

hehehehe....Kcee‘s ongoing #TinanaMovement competition has seen active participation from Nigerians, the most sensational so far has been a female youth corps member, who took part despite being heavily pregnant.Kcee took his time to locate the pregnant mother-to-be and presented her with a cash gift.

TOMORROW IS SEPTEMBER.....I PRAY NO UNTIMELY DEATH IN YOUR FAMILY ....GOD BLESS YOU BLOG READERS

As we enter the Mber Month, Joy, Peace and good health will you experience in you Families as you read this blog.  Happy new month . God bless you all.

SHOCKER....Chelsea agree £32m transfer for return of former player David Luiz from PSG

hehehehe,...chelsea get money ooo....Chelsea has officially agreed a deal with PSG to sign former player David Luiz for £32m. The club confirmed the deal this evening and the player has already changed his Twitter account to show he's a Chelsea player. David Luiz left Chelsea to join PSG in 2014 for £50m.

Buhari pays one-day working visit to Osun Thursday....OKOOOO

hehehe....President Muhammad Buhari will tomorrow (Thursday) pay a one-day working visit to Osun State, during which he will commission the newly built 3,000 students capacity in Osogbo Government High School, Osogbo, the state capital.

Niger Delta militants are confused, says NNPC

hehehehe.....There is an indication that the Federal Government has yet to commence any negotiation with the Niger Delta militants as the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation has declared that the militants are confused.
According to the NNPC, the confusion has made government officials more cautious, as it has triggered “serious concern” in the Federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources.

THIS PRESIDENT HAS BEEN IMPEACHED TODAY

hehehehe....Brazil's suspended President Dilma Rousseff was impeached today Wednesday August 31 following a 61-20 vote by the country’s senate.

REALLY ? BUHARI SAID DURING CAMPAIGN......I WILL MAKE NAIRA EQUAL IN VALUE TO DOLLAR

hehehehe......As at this morning, the exchange rate stands at N419 to a dollar.
Oh well...

SEE BEEF OOOO....."I love Basketmouth, but if you come after me, I will come after you"-.Freeze on beef with Basketmouth

hehehehehe....Outspoken Cool FM OAP, Freeze, real names Ifedayo Lucian, has spoken about his feud with comedian Basketmouth.

In a chat with Pulse, he revealed the reasons behind the beef, but went on to state that he still loves the comedian because Basketmouth encouraged him when nobody else would.

He said:

SEE 22 SIGNS OF HOW TO KNOW A GAY

According to the girl that shared them, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay!

See them abeg...hehehehe

SHOCKER....Up till now Stella has not told me my son died in her custody - Stella Oduah's Ex- husband

Hmmm.....Ex-husband of Senator Stella Oduah, Lt-Col. Satchie Emmanuel Etoromi (rtd.) pleaded on Wednesday with the ex-Aviation Minister to return the body of his late son, Maxwell Chinedu Toritseju Etoromi, for proper burial in Warri, Delta State.Chief Etoromi, who spoke with journalists in Warri shortly after sending a powerful delegation to his Royal Majesty, Igwe D. O. Oduah, the Igwe of Akili Ozizor, Ogbaru in Anambra State, expressed sadness over the death of his son and how he was treated by the Senator.

BREAKING: OBOY Samir Nasri joins Sevilla from Man City on loan

hehehe....Samir Nasri, another City outcast, has joined Spanish side Sevilla, hours after Joe Hart completed his loan move to Torino.
The French midfielder had been deemed surplus to requirement by new coach Pep Guardiola

Sexy or trashy? IS HE OK ? Denrele flaunts naked butt in see through outfit

hehehehe....Denrele Edun never hesitates do be unconventional. He posted these photos where he rocks an Afro and proudly flaunts his bare buttocks in sheer, transparent kaftan.

He captioned the photo; ‘#WCW.”

See more  photos of his slim buttocks below. hehehe

TRUST NIGERIANS.....Rita Dominic, Yemi Alade, Basketmouth, & Kunle Afolayan meet Mark Zukerberg (Photos)

hehehehe...The celebrities were all happy to see Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg at the Facebook Live event today.
See more abeg

HMMM......Stunning model quits sex, removes breast implants to become celibate nun

hehehehe....Thank God oooo....British-Indian model Sofia Hayat has had her breast implants removed and decided to become a celibate nun.The star of Footballers’ Wives , Waterloo Road and more recently India’s famous Big Boss has stopped wearing makeup, bagged away her designer dresses and Louboutin heels, and has chosen to meditate for five hours a day.

Boko Haram ready for peace, will announce Chibok girls’ whereabouts in 24hours – Aisha Wakil

hehehehe...okooooo...we are waiting oooo.....One of the trio declared wanted by the Nigerian Army for concealing information on the whereabouts of the Chibok girls, Aisha Alkali Wakil, has revealed that the Boko Haram terrorist group is now ready for peace.
According to her, the group may make a big announcement about the kidnapped Chibok school girls within the next 24 hours.

DO YOU KNOW HIM.? Mike Murdock ministers at White garment Aladura church, Lagos (pics)

hehehehe....Mark Zuckerberg is not the only American celebrity currently in Lagos. Popular American preacher and  televangelist, Mike Murdock is in Lagos to minister at an Aladura church.
Mike Murdock preaches around the world and his known for his prosperity theology

He was pictured ministering at Church of the Lord, Aladura church in Lagos.

See photos below abeg

GOD HELP US......26.06million persons are unemployed or underemployed in Nigeria- Statistician of the Federation says

hmmm...na wa ooo...the number large ooo....According to a new report by the National Bureau of Statistics shared by the Statistician General of the Federation, Yemi Kale on twitter, 26.06 million Nigerians, mostly youths, are currently unemployed or underemployed. The number rose up by 1,158,700 after the bureau conducted its research in the 2nd quarter of the year which ended in June. See more facts shared by Kale on his twitter handle abeg

CHEI....Edo guber: Monarch places curse on subjects who vote against Obaseki

hehehehe...politics sha....Ahead of the September 10 governorship election in Edo state, the Iyase of Udo Kingdom in the state, Patrick Igbinidu, has placed what seems like a curse on his subjects who votes against the candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Mr Godwin Obaseki, in the election billed to hold next week.

BREAKING: Nigeria officially in recession, GDP growth drops to -2.06%

This is The Minister for Finance, Kemi Adeosun...hehehehehe

Wahala dey ooo....The National Bureau of Statistics on Wednesday released the much-awaited Gross Domestic Product figures for the second quarter of 2016 with the GDP growth rate sliding further from -0.36 per cent in the first quarter to -2.06 per cent year-on-year.

BREAKING: Aero Airline suspends scheduled services

hehehehe...Aero Contractors Airlines, Nigeria’s second largest commercial carrier, has confirmed an exclusive report of us by announcing the suspension of its scheduled services beginning from Thursday September 1, 2016.
On Monday, August 22, 2016, We exclusively reported that the airline was set to lay off some of its workers due to its worsening financial crisis.

THIS MORNING, See Mark Zuckerberg jogging on 3rd mainland bridge, Lagos

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, the world's seventh richest person, who is on a working visit in Nigeria is known not to take his fitness routine lightly.

He was pictured jogging with his long entourage along Third Mainland bridge in Lagos this morning.
hehehehe...hope security dere oooo....After the long run, he stopped to take selfies with his excited fans. Abeg see

SEE THE NEW COUPLE.....CONGRATS TO THEM

Hope you know them....hehehehe....The couple were pictured having fun at Mc Abbey's iLaff event in London over the weekend.

hehehehe... See another abeg

SEE.....UNIBEN to resume new academic session without 100L students 'cos JAMB didn't send admission list

Wetin dey happen ? Going by this internal memo, University of Benin, for the first time in their history will be resuming the new academic session without first year students because JAMB allegedly did not send any admission list.

Nigerians don't panic! Annular eclipse to hit Nigeria between 7am -10 am, Sept 1

hehehehehe,.....National Space Research and Development Agency (NSRDA) has urged the public not to panic over the Annular Eclipse which will be experienced between the hours of 7:15am and 10:03am on Thursday, September 1 with slight variations in actual timing across the country.

Well behaved secondary school student wins big pant for good behaviour

Laff wan kill me oooo.....According to Joseph Dosu who shared the hilarious post, a well behaved student was rewarded for his good behaviour with the big pant you see up there.

He wrote:

SEE ABEG....THIS FINE GIRL HAS congenital melanocytic nevus

Congenital nevi are present at birth and result from a proliferation of benign melanocytes in the dermis, epidermis, or both (see the image below). Occasionally, nevi that are not present at birth but are histologically identical to congenital nevi may develop during the first 2 years of life. This is referred to as congenital nevus tardive........hmmmm.....Doctors at Ho Chi Minh City’s Children’s Hospital, Vietnam has successfully removed the turtle-shell-like mole from the back of a 10-year old girl after a 3-hour surgery on Monday, August 29.

 

The hospital’s vice director, Dao Trung Hieu, said the girl, Tran Thi Ngoc Tham of Soc Trang province, who suffers from congenital melanocytic nevus has recovered after the surgery.

 

SEE OUR NEW COACH AND 20 SUPER EAGLES TRAINING IN UYO

hehehehe.....Franco-German coach Gernot Rohr, the new technical adviser of the Nigerian senior male football team was pictured alongside head coach Salisu Yusuf at Uyo as 20 super Eagles players who have arrived in camp trained in preparation for AFCON 2017 qualifiers against Tanzania this weekend.

More photos abeg

NA WA....COST OF EVERYTHING JUST INCREASING IN THIS COUNTRY

hehehehehe....Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) has increased the access gate charge. The new charges is effective from tomorrow Thursday, September 1st. Imagine paying N400 everyday, probably to-and-fro at N800 everyday. *sigh*

SEE MARK ZUKERBERG LECTURING PEOPLE YESTERDAY IN NIGERIA

hehehehe.....Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg says he has tried some Nigerian food since he arrived here yesterday and he's thoroughly enjoyed them. According to him, Nigerian jollof rice, shrimp and snail, tasted delicious when he tried them. He ended by saying he has been informed not to compare our Jollof rice with that of any other African country..i.e, Ghana. hehehehhe

I DON TIRE FOR THIS PEOPLE MATTER

hehehehe.....Embattled former chairman of the House of Reps Committee on Appropriation, Abdulmumin Jibrin, has appeared before the Presidential Advisory Committee Against corruption, to give facts on the allegations of budget padding he has leveled against the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara and twelve other legislators.

ARE THEY SURE ? 'We expect better economic outlook for the second half of the year' - Presidency

hehehehe...The Presidency says it expects a better economic outlook for Nigeria during this second half of the year. Read a statement released from the presidency below...

 The just released GDP figures for the 2016 second quarter by the National Bureau of Statistics while confirming a temporary decline, has also indicated an hopeful expectation in the country's economic trajectory.

AM ANGRY.....WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS USE THIS FAKE DOCTOR FOR ADVERT ?

Hehehe.....the other time he was used in a textbook cover....now he is appearing in a church bulletin. .....na wa oooo....people should stop using him for adverts abeg...hehehe

YOU MUST SEE THIS ABEG......NA WA OOOOO

and they are fetching water....hehehehe....laff wan kill me oooo

IS PDP COLLAPSING ? Sheriff rejects Board of Trustees’ recommendation

Hehehe....The Ali Modu Sheriff faction of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has rejected the outcome of the Board of Trustees, BoT, meeting which resolved to hold the next national convention of the party in Abuja as part of reconciliation moves.In a statement, which was signed by the acting Deputy National Chairman, Dr. Cairo Ojougboh and made available to Fidelis Chidi blog in Abuja, the Sheriff faction held that the decision of the BoT fell short of their expectations which were earlier

Oboy Iheanacho now highest-paid Nigerian in Premier League with new City deal

Hehe....Manchester City starlet, Kelechi Iheanacho, is now the highest-earning Nigerian player in the Premier League, after agreeing a £85,000-per-week deal with the club.Iheanacho signed a new two-year contract extension to stay at the Etihad until 2021. He admitted his new deal will “change the lives of his family”

.The 19-year-old now earns more than Super Eagles captain, Mikel John Obi, who picks up £70,000 a week at Chelsea.Victor Moses is paid £50,000 a week at Stamford Bridge.Iheanacho’s new agents negotiated this bumper deal, even though they are still locked in an ownership tussle with the player’s former representatives.

THIS GUY JUST LOST HIS DAD......SO SAD

Tanzania's Football association has announced that it's goalkeeper Deogratius Munishi will miss the AFCON qualifiers match against Nigeria this weekend following the death of his father. The Tanzanian national team head coach Charles Mkwasa has therefore called up Said Kipao as replacement. Nigeria and Tanzania will play at the Akwa Ibom International Stadium, Uyo on Saturday.

CONGRATS JOOR.....Comedian Akpororo welcomes daughter

hehehehe...funny man.....Comedian Akpororo welcomed his bundle of joy yesterday, a baby girl. big congrats

NIGERIANS ARE INSULTING CNN RIGHT NOW..... SEE ABEG.... 'YOUR FATHER CNN'

hehehehe.....CNN Africa made the tweet below, but didn't specify the Sub-Saharan country Mark Zuckerberg is visiting. Nigerians on Twitter didn't find it funny.You don't joke with Nigerians and get away just like that! See reactions below...abeg

ABEG MAKE DEM FREE Linda Ikeji NA....WETIN SHE DO SEF.....HEHE

Hehehe......Linda Ikeji like everyone else was surprised on the way Facebook Founder, Mark Zuckerberg entered Nigeria and tweeted about it, but a follower wasn't having it.See below...abeg

10 Shocking Beliefs of the Yorubas About MENSTRUAL Blood

1. A woman in Yoruba beliefs, is not seen as an object of impurity, either with or without the menses. The female is accorded the greatest sense of respect in Yoruba traditions and that explains why many of the gods and divinities are demonstrated as female entities.

See What Soyinka Said When He Was 26 Years Old, You Will Not Believe It

This is  Soyinka when he was 26. hehehe
In March 1961, Nigeria’s only Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka, was aged 26 and he was already called the Bernard Shaw of Nigeria and the loudest voice in Nigeria’s intellectual circles. He was interviewed on his writing and this is what he said:

REALLY ? We Charged Man Who Named Dog ‘Buhari’ To Court To Prevent Inter-Tribal Clash – Police

hehehehe.....The Assistant Inspector-General of Police (AIG) in charge of Zone II, Abdulmajid Ali, has described as unfair, comments linking President Muhammadu Buhari to the prosecution of the trader, who named his dog ‘Buhari’ in Ogun State.
The AIG spoke in a statement by the police zonal spokesman, Muyiwa Adejobi, a Superintendent of Police (SP).

WOW.....SEE WHEN DON JAZZY WILL GET MARRIED

hehehehe......The CEO of Mavin Records, Don Jazzy, has announced his intention to “hopefully” get married next year. The 33-year-old beat maker said the issue is not about getting married, but settling down with one’s wife and kids.