''We must pull Nigeria out of its marshmallow of centrifugal excrescences'' See the Independence day message from Hon. Obahiagbon that has got many laughing

Honorable Obahiagbon did not fail to show his grammatical prowess in his Independence day message to Nigerians yesterday October 1st.


Obahiagbon is well known to use ''big big grammar'' to communicate the simplest things.  Read his message and tell us if you understand it. Lol

“As we celebrate Nigeria’s autarky at 59,we must reflect on the urgent need to pull Nigeria out of its marshmallow of centrifugal excrescences that currently weighs against our centripetal agglutinants.
“The Sisyphean challenge to the pax nigeriana of our dreams, more than anything else, still remains our maladorous, putrescent, frankeinstous and opprobrious drift into a cocoon of ethnocentric chauvinism and syphilitic parapoism.
“Until we extirpate the hereinbefore mentioned gorgon medusa, all efforts at nation building amounts to vacuous sciamachy.
“Best wishes Nigeria
“~ Patrick Obahiagbon.”