LAFF WAN KILL ME............Nigerians react to claim that snake swallowed N36m in JAMB office

hehehehe............Nigerians have reacted to reports that a mystery snake sneaked into the account office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, in Makurdi, Benue State and swallowed N36 million cash.
Fidelis Chidi Blog had reported that an account staff Joan Asen and a lady outside JAMB connived to steal the money “spiritually” through a mysterious snake that always crawl into the office to swallow the money from the vault.

This development has raised eyebrows and Nigerians have been voicing out the views.
Below are some reactions to the story.
@Ugatoba, Which party does this snake belong to? APC or PDP?
@lordkabba, JAMB QUESTION- 100 marks. Calculate how long it will take a snake to swallow 36,000,000 Naira. If the Bank notes are either in 100, 200 or 500 denomination and tabulate the chances of the snakes survival using the APC formula.

@em_kalan, I pledge to Nigeria my country…to never be surprised when I see such news…a whooping 36million. The people doing us are mad.
@ favorandCee, The snake was a member of Goodluck’s cabinet. It should be probed.
@ yay_tunes, Kai…how can I suffer to be a Nigerian like this.
@Saintlumy, Nothing should surprise one in this country anymore.

@newscanttell, What name are we going to call the snake now? It’s definitely no anaconda.
@lohs_21, On this episode of animal farm, corruption blues.
@Ejike, Why dey born me for this kind country, Nigeria is such a joke.
@prodigy023, Benue people can lie die. First it’s herdsmen that don’t exist now it’s a snake that swallows money not eggs.
@mozartard, Mehn….they are not even putting effort in the lies anymore..

Recall that this same JAMB remitted only about N51 million to Govt Accounts between 2010 and 2016. In 2017, under new management appointed in 2016, it remitted N7.8 Billion. Now that new management is carrying out audits at State offices, and stories that touch are emerging. https://t.co/nnEBFlKr2r

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) February 10, 2018

Naija press no go kill Persön.. Strange snake swallows N36 million cash in JAMB office ????

— SAMKLEF X S K E L E B E (@SAMKLEF) February 10, 2018

Dear Citizens of the World,

A snake just opened the vault of an examination body in Nigeria called JAMB and swallowed $102,000 which is equivalent of N36million Naira.

— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) February 10, 2018

Am I the only one who feels animals are taking over Nigeria?

Rats took over Aso Rock. Mysterious snake swallowed N36 million in jamb Office.

Let's prevent this before houseflies will swallow CBN.??

I love my country...Nigeria

— Iyá Lájè Of Lagos (@newscantell) February 10, 2018

So snakes are now swallowing JAMB money in Nigeria ehn?

Imagine someone somewhere in Nigeria claiming that a strange snake suddenly came to swallow N36Million belonging to JAMB from her office

Anyway, e no dey shock me anymore. As far as it happens in Nigeria I'm cool with it pic.twitter.com/SEXQsn3GhD

— Bródà Ayo?? (@sovereignayo) February 10, 2018

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A mystery snake is said to have sneaked into the accounts office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, in Makurdi, the Benue State capital and made away with N36 million cash. pic.twitter.com/yhxbFiyvCy

— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) February 10, 2018

Question
1. What is N36million cash doing in Jamb office
2. When did money become part of the menu in a snake's diet
3. What and why is a snake here in the first place?
4. Why is this news page verified?
5. Why is Nigeria useless like this?
6. Who did we offend?
? https://t.co/vo2y2acEDg

— ?Crown Prince Lustwig (@Lord_of_Saarl) February 10, 2018

This country is a joke! Snake swallowed 36M naira in JAMB office?‍??

I am tired. Cant U.S just adopt me??????

— #TalkingMo (@twittagawdess) February 10, 2018

Let’s all chill, I know someone in this country that has a snake as pet. He must have taught the snake some few moves and gave it jazz too. Tell it to go to the JAMB office and swallow the N36M. This is the only explanation that will help that story. I’m just too weak pic.twitter.com/k5dXQHzgWx

— LION? (@irumole__) February 10, 2018

WANTED
Agwo Loro Okpogho
A Snake with a taste for cold hard cash.
Probably a big fat python with Magical Powers.
Last seen swallowing N30m at the Makurdi JAMB office.
Suspect is extremely dangerous and can possibly change into a human.
If sighted, please alert the EFCC. pic.twitter.com/Ko81VJJASS

— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) February 10, 2018

Maybe the "Snake" that "swallowed" up N36 Million of public money at JAMB in Makurdi is hiding somewhere near the 'banks' of River Benue? pic.twitter.com/4hrkkeWhUl

— Demola Adeniran (@Demurleigh) February 10, 2018

So a snake spiritually swallowed N36 million in Jamb office. At this point let us sell off this country. Am done, give me my share.

RT if you’re also interested in getting your share. pic.twitter.com/FRWIWqriJx

— Dr. Savage ?? (@surh__says) February 10, 2018