Woman batters husband during sex over big penis

hehehehe....A man, Mnombo Madyibi, has been battered by his wife over the size of his manhood in South Africa. Mnombo got the horrible side of his wife because his penis was too huge for her to handle.The 32-year-old who is called Anaconda by his friends, reportedly got his nickname after his fellow soccer players saw his manhood in the change rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife said she’s not glad about his size as it’s destroying her vagina.
The local soccer player from Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, South Africa, allegedly got battered on Friday night by his new wife on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.

“All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear. My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her punani, not an anaconda. When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift,” claimed Mnombo. .

Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other guests and staff at the B&B where they were staying.

“We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her. I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.” 

He said he met his wife at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from sex until they were married.

 “I’ve only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking,” said a frustrated Mnombo. 

According to Daily Sun, when she was contacted, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies.

“He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moered him or tried to suffocate him,” she said. 

The couple has however agreed to get counselling and said they would not involve the police.