In
Nigerian society, women get the bigger share of attention when it comes
to sexual training. Right from when she is young, a girl is being
taught how to be a wife and mother. She is also taught how to satisfy a
man and know all sexual tricks. In some parts of the country, the
bride-to-be is taught how to sexually prepare herself; how to use soft
cotton clothes to bathe her husband prior to sex; even the right words
to whisper intimately into his ear and so on and so forth.
Sadly, the truth of the matter is that many men lack bedroom skills and cannot just satisfy their wives at all.
Robert
Kingsley is a bubbling 40-something old expatriate with the United
Nations, who loves talking about any subject. We met inside the plane
recently and we got talking. When it comes to the matter of the heart,
especially sex, he does not hold back. He said he never received any
form of sex education from elders and when he got married, he did not
only pay a heavy price for his ignorance, he actually lost his dear wife
and the love of his life.
He said,
‘I still remember that day when I first lost my virginity. It was many
years ago, but I will never forget it because it was a very nasty
experience for me. I was inexperienced and at the same time so arrogant
to learn. Instead of admitting my ignorance, I put up a stupid front of
‘I am the man so I am in control.’ We met and got married and since she
advocated sex only after marriage, I was not bothered.
“When
we were about to make love, I just said to her, ‘I want to have sex
now.’ She readily accepted but unfortunately for me at that time, I did
not know anything about sex. Even though I had watched pornography,
amazingly I failed. At that time, I only knew one tip about sex (just
dip your penis inside the vagina) and I got it from my brother. He
showed me how to insert the penis and said then you ‘pump’ and that was
exactly what I did.
“First I did not
only appear animalistic to my new bride, I pumped so hard I ended up
breaking and bruising my penis. I remember she consequently wanted more
but I was too ashamed to tell her I could no longer do anything because
my penis was already broken, bruised and swollen. It hurt so bad I
stayed away, giving excuse that sex was not as important. Shortly
afterwards, we separated for a brief study abroad and the next time I
paid her a surprise visit, she was already in the arm of another man.
Of
course when I confronted her, she bluntly told me: ‘you don’t know
anything about sex.’ Those words did not only ring in my ear for so
long, they left me incapacitated and hurt.
Robert’s
experience is a sobering reality that when it comes to matters of the
bedroom, most Nigerian men (educated or not) sometimes may be a disaster
in bed. The truth of the matter is that men have often found navigating
the pitfalls of romance as an increasingly bewildering task simply
because they do not receive the same sex education as the girls. And
this is a problem destroying marriages, married couples are either
breaking up or having affairs even after getting married in churches or
mosques and in most of these cases, men are to blame. The teaching such
men receive is ‘how to be man’- being bossy, taking care of the family
by providing food and clothes, but not how to please their wives in the
bedroom. As a result, when girls get into marriage, they find their men
are more ‘old fashioned’ (especially the traditional and religious ones)
than they initially thought. There is usually nothing most of these
wives can do because their only sex education lessons rotate around
being submissive and ‘pleasing to the man.’
And
instead of men to look for healthy guideline materials for sex, they
get drawn to pornography videos which push them farther into
competition. Let’s look into few of these healthy guidelines in this
episode.
Prepare adequately ahead of
the sex time. Satisfying a wife does not start in the bedroom; it starts
by regularly paying attention to the small details that fire up her
spirit and make her feel great. Be sure to notice her beauty, shower her
with heartfelt affection. Flirt about how her meals engulf your tongue
in a sensual dance that left you fighting over the last drop-without the
slightest consideration of letting go… the list is endless. Even in the
days of her menstrual cycle, there are ways you can still enter her and
have the best of sex. Engage your wife in a stress-free soothing
conversation that will make her drawn into your arms.
When
you rush foreplay, you crash. Foreplay sends sensation and sexual
awareness across a woman’s skin. Deep down, every wife craves for the
hands of her lovers touching every nook and cranny of her being
(especially fingering them or tenderly searching for the ‘G’-spot). So,
the husband should make the most use of their mouth by kissing, licking
and sucking the woman in all known sensitive spots. Women are very
sensitive orally. The tongue plays a huge role in a woman’s sexual
nervous system. Try kissing her nipples, her clitoris and inside of her
vagina and watch how she feels. Now if she is not too clean in that
area, you can lovingly point it to her for a better sex.
When
you are on the verge of penetrating, let her feel it by your tender
touches such as caressing and massaging. Uttering words like ‘oya jooo,’ ‘oya now,
I am in pain,’ ‘come over here, what are you still waiting for? Do you
want me to come and force myself on you again,’ ‘put off the light and
come over’ might be a big put-off. Rather, be an expert in all types of
touches; touches create waves of warmth through women.
To
know if a woman is ready for the journey to 5th heaven, feel her
breathing, look at her face, touch her vulva and feel if she is wet.
Making
love should be a team work with both parties playing their respective
roles. Inasmuch as you don’t want her to just lie there, you carry her
along fully. When you reach the orgasm period, do not drop dead
immediately. Instead, apply the principle of maximum masculine control
and maximum feminine satisfaction. This is because women take a very
long time to sleep after sex – meaning, if you drop dead immediately,
she will get the impression that making love to her is only a sleeping
pill. She may have a feeling of being used. You must be able to control
your ejaculation; if you have weak organ or premature ejaculation or
impotency, give me a call. I will give you natural remedy but if you
deliberately ignore your ejaculation challenge, some other man may be
‘servicing’ your wife sexually.
On
the other hand, pamper her and make her feel like a woman again. A
typical African woman is ‘a woman like a man; she combines a lot and
much is required from her and this mostly makes her behave like a man.
According to research, the only way most of these women come fresh back
to their femininity is when their husbands particularly pamper them with
tender sex. This makes them crave for sex with their husbands over and
over again.
Tease her about the
previous love making even if it was a year ago. Tell her how you can’t
wait for the next time, even when she is obviously pregnant. One thing
is certain, she will bless you with her paradise and always long for
you. In subsequent love making sessions, shower her with surprises. You
can switch positions and styles. This is a sure way of discovering
something new because it offers her a sweet pleasure that comes with
having unfamiliar areas, spots and positions.
Some
husbands lament about their frustrations even after trying all the
above in trying to satisfy their wives. My question for each of them is,
have you taken time to investigate the root cause of her sexual
dissatisfaction? Is she going through some issues you are not aware of?
Do you find time to be with her? Is she craving for your attention and
affection? Are you devoting your time and energy to other distractions
and there is limited or no communication between you both? If these are
not taken care of adequately, sexual intercourse will be performed as
mere matrimonial duty as opposed to matrimonial pleasure.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Does sex cause the puffiness under my eyes?
I
noticed I recently developed puffiness under my eyes and I think the
fluid increases each time I have sex. My friends think it is as a result
of excessive salt intake.
Mrs Igiedege Christy
A lot of things can cause puffiness of the eye but definitely not sex.
Sometimes excessive intake of alcohol may cause it. If you are not
getting enough sleep, it can also cause it. But it is nothing to really
worry about. As a matter of fact, over-the-counter hemorrhoid treatment
can help get rid of puffiness or bags under your eyes. Over-the-counter
hemorrhoid treatment may help deflate under-eye bags, helping to tighten
and smoothen the skin. Also, green tea bags contain a natural
anti-inflammatory chemical, which can reduce fluid build-up that
contributes to puffiness.
How long does sex last?
How
long does intercourse typically last for most couples, and how many
calories can a couple burn having sex? What is the smallest penis ever
recorded?
Mr. Niloke from Lekki
Sexual
intercourse lasts between three to 13 minutes. According to studies,
about 300 calories per hour is lost during sex and the smallest penis is
between five and eighth of an inch.
Can’t climax as his late wife
I
got married to a widower recently and according to him, he and his late
wife climaxed simultaneously every time they had sex. He wanted the
same with us but I have never been able to climax that way. Though he
does not refer to it, I can read disappointment on his facial
appearance.
Glory Pepeku
It
is possible that his late wife’s well-timed orgasms were genuine. The
fact that anything is possible does not make it any less unlikely. Tell
him you are not his late wife, that you have your own unique way of
making him experience a third heaven sex. Tell him that the earlier he
stops comparing both of you the better for the union.
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