This was in 1947. About 76 years ago, the UK looked to Nigeria for assistance and support - where did we get it wrong?....Hahaha

FUNNY MEDICAL PICTURE OF THE DAY....HAHAHA

Hahaha.... Doctors how una see am

NIGERIA VS GHANA...WATCH THE GOALS TODAY. 2-1

Watch the goals below

https://twitter.com/oluwashina/status/1771253846293020853?t=tCxZ4Q2sDvp_XgIEgIYLjA&s=19

Nigeria vs Ghana ends with the Super Eagles beating the black stars 2-1. Cyril Dessers & Ademola Lookman with the goals for Naija. Jordan Ayew for Ghana. 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🔥

- Onyeka & Ndidi midfield look good. 

- Iheanacho was splendid for Nigeria as support striker. 

- Nwabali is a confident shot stopper. 

- Iwobi showing he’s still a creator with a brilliant assist for Lookman. 

- Finidi George sticking to 3 at the back like Peseiro. Man is cooking. 

WHO IS THIS WITH OSIMHEN IN 2015 UNDER 17 ?

Hahaha....tell us abeg. Nigeria won that match 3-0.

SEE THE TWO TYPES OF FEMALE CEOs

CEO Adaora of Zenith bank

And see the other type

CEO blessing

WHICH OF THE HAIR STYLES IS BEST FOR WOMEN OR BABES

Hahaha..  ...see more

WOW.....Girls in our institution graduate as virgins” – Madonna University founder, Fr. Edeh

Founder of Madonna University, Rev Fr Emmanual Edeh, has boasted that ladies who gain admission into the higher institution as virgins also graduate as virgins as a result of the high moral standards taught to them.

Edeh, a professor, who is widely regarded as the wealthiest black Catholic priest on earth, said Madonna University is widely known for its morals and discipline in the academic world.

He boasted that many persons abroad looking for virgins to marry come to Madonna University because they know that’s where they find them.

His words: “It is only in this university that is clearly maintained that girls who have entered the university as virgins graduate as virgins. You can enter our university as virgins and graduate as virgins.

“Tell me any other university in the whole world that can maintain this. That is why people from London, America, England, Germany, when you meet them, they will say Father, we want to marry a girl who is a virgin. And they don’t tend to get that until they come to Madonna Univeristy.

“Although we have students from all walks of life across the religious and social lines. So we don’t discriminate, we give all…we follow our Catholic methods.

“Madonna University is unique in its following way – high morals and discipline. Madonna is known for its high morals and discipline thus in academics.

“This is why every student who fails to live the required 85 per cent attendance to lecture for any course will not be allowed to sit for the examination. Also, lecturers who fail to come to classes in 100 per cent of their course outlines are sanctioned.

“And also, number two, 100 per cent residency of our students…that means we don’t allow our students to go and live in hotels or live in any other place and start coming to the school.

“Our 100 per cent boarding system on the university campus enhances effective monitoring, guidance, and counselling, and with all the levels of management to know the students better, for more appropriate guidance.

“Madonna is a university where there is no secret cultism, molestation, exam malpractice, no bullying, zero tolerance for hard drugs. A zero tolerance for sexual immorality.”

Madonna University was founded in 1999 and has three campuses – Okija, Anambra State; Elele, Rivers State; and Akpugo, Enugu State.

HIS NAME IS KOBIE MAINOO....MAN UNITED IS SO BLESSED TO HAVE HIM. EARNS FIRST CALL UP TO ENGLAND SENIOR TEAM

I have no words. I felt like we were up against Zinedine Zidane himself. He is too strong, fast and skilled for his age. His vision and passing are elite. Manchester United are so blessed to have him."

He has been called up in England squad for the international friendlies. Great player. 

Manchester United youngster Kobbie Mainoo (18)  is eligible to represent 🇬🇭 Ghana at international level. The  teenager  born to Ghanaian parents in England.

However, England has taken the step first. 

BIG CONGRATS.....According to the new bill signed into law in Abia State, when you’re done serving as Governor or deputy, pack your bag and go, no pension from the state as former Governor!!!!

According to the new bill signed into law in Abia State, when you’re done serving as Governor or deputy, pack your bag and go, no pension from the state as former Governor!!!!

This is how it’s supposed to be, this shows Alex Otti is putting the state ahead of himself because he doesn’t need the money from the state!!!!

We had the likes of OUK, T.A Orji and Ikpeazu who stole the state dry and we’re still on pension, now that’s over!!!

Dr Alex Otti stripped off past governors and deputies from pension...The bill was sent from state house of assembly !!! Congratulations to Abia state 🙏🏾

Ijaw boy, Finidi George will take charge of the Super Eagles in their friendlies against Ghana and Mali. He assumes the role of interim coach.

Finidi George has been appointed as the interim Head Coach of the @NGSuperEagles.

Big congratulations to you, my brother.

Wishing you full success.

SEE BIOGRAPHY.....MEET THE FIRST FEMALE CEO OF ZENITH BANK....BIG CONGRATS

She is an alumnus of the prestigious Harvard Business School where she attended the Advanced Management Program (AMP) and an alumnus of Columbia Business School with a Certificate in the Global Banking Program.

She holds a Bachelor’s Degree in Sociology from the University of Jos, a Bachelor’s Degree in Accounting, and a First-Class honors in Law from Baze University, Abuja.

She holds a Master of Laws from the University of Salford, United Kingdom, a Master in Business Administration (MBA) from the University of Calabar, and also has a doctorate in business administration from Apollos University, USA.

She holds a Certificate in Economics for Business from the prestigious MIT Sloan School of Management, USA, and has attended various management programmes in renowned Universities around the world including the strategic thinking and Management programme at Wharton Business School, USA.

She also attended the executive program in Strategic Management and has a Certificate in Leading Global Business all from Harvard Business School, USA.

She is a fellow of notable professional bodies including the Chartered Banker Institute, UK, Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria, Nigerian Institute of Management, Institute of Credit Administration, Institute of Certified Public Accountants of Nigeria, Institute of Chartered Mediators and Conciliators, and the Institute of Chartered Secretaries and Administrators of Nigeria among others.

In 2022, the Federal Government of Nigeria honored Dr. Umeoji with Officer of the Order of the Niger, as a recognition of her contributions to nation-building. She is a Peace Advocate of the United Nations (UN-POLAC).

Congratulations Dr. Adaora Umeoj

SEE THESE TWO MEN

Both are from Osun state, Both studied mathematics, in the University Both lectured in University of Lagos,, Both are old time religion preacher, Both are well respected universally, Both are holiness preachers, Both are 82 years now, but baba kumuyi is older, he will be 83 in June, As old as they are, stronger than 30 years old boy, Both are not using reading glasses, God really sought them out, God is still seeking for a man/woman to use, Will you make yourself available?

Hahaha

SEE THE FULL TEXT OF PETER OBI’S WORLD PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY

 Having followed the prolonged identity crisis that recently played out in the American Court System and the controversy surrounding the authenticity of the Chicago State University credentials of Chief Bola Ahmed Tinubu, I must confess that I am distressed as a Nigerian In addition to the barrage of media frenzy that the matter has triggered at home and abroad, I have had the unwholesome burden of responding to embarrassing questions about Nigeria’s overall credibility as a nation to privileged audiences & individuals both at home and abroad in different parts of the world where I have traveled lately To outsiders, the entire CSU matter as well as Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s many lingering identity question marks has further worsened Nigeria’s less-than-glorious image internationally. Uninformed outsiders now see every other Nigerian as a potential fraudster, certain forger, or identity thief. The controversy is unnecessary just as the implicit global embarrassment could have been avoided In my opinion, Chief Bola Tinubu should have saved the nation and himself from this protracted embarrassment & undue anxiety. Even this late in the day, however, he still owes the nation and the world a simple debt of obligation that only he can discharge. I call on him to immediately & personally mount the rostrum of his present high office to perform a simple task once and for all time. He should re-introduce himself to the nation he governs and to the world for the avoidance of further doubt. He should let the world know his name, nationality his place of birth, his parentage, the primary and secondary schools he attended with dates as well as the actual universities he attended and certificates obtained. He should indicate clearly where & when he did his National Youth Service. In addition, if at any time he has had a change of name, he should clearly state so and the circumstances. That, in itself, is no crime. This simple task should take no more than a few minutes. It requires no affidavits, prolonged court processes, spokespersons, agents, or surrogates. This task is one that only Chief Bola Tinubu himself through a direct personal statement can perform. He must perform this task urgently in order to lay to rest, once and for the last time, the many lingering doubts & valid speculations about his true identity A leader can’t outsource a clear unambiguous personal statement about his identity to political surrogates, social spokespersons, lawyers, or any other persons no matter how highly placed. A matter of the personal identity of a leader is too sensitive and central to the functions of the office he currently occupies to be tried with, outsourced, or disguised under the cloak of officialdom. It is also about integrity, morality, values & the rule of law that denies the character of the Nation and its people. In his present capacity as a leader of a nation of over 200M Nigerians, his true identity is a matter of grave national and international interest The people deserve to know for a certainty the true identity of their leader and this overrides whatever rights he may have to personal privacy. In addition, the international community deserves to know the true identity of the person with whom they will engage in Nigeria. Having stood for an election to the elevated public office of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria , Chief Bola Tinubu has implicitly undertaken to cede the rights of a private citizen in favour of a life of open disclosure of his true identity, and other circumstances that may be of public interest.His personal integrity demands no less. The legitimacy of the office he currently occupies demands that much and even more. Respect for the integrity & esteem of the Nigerian nation within the community of nations makes it even more incumbent & compulsory It’s time to do the right thing Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria

NIGERIANS ARE TOO FUNNY ....CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE ABEG

Hahaha... laugh wan kill me ...what does this mean

SEE WHAT THIS MAN SAID ABOUT TITHE

Your income per month is N100k, you are living in one room apartment, your children are attending public schools. 

But to be blessed by God, you are SOWING SEEDS to someone who is living in Banana Island in Ikoyi, Lagos, riding 2023 Range and Mercedes Benz cars, with his children schooling abroad.

KONTINU you hear. Your mumu will never do and you will never get sense — Lere Olayinka

Nigerian married man asked to leave the UK after his wife who he found out was cheating and set to marry another man, cancelled his dependent visa

 

According to screenshots shared online from the Whatsapp group for Nigerian Students in Bratford, the man identified as Daniel was appealing for help to secure a job that can afford to sponsor his stay in the UK. 

 

His wife had written to the Home Office informinhithe body of her decision to divorce her husband  and marry another man. With their divorce, he will no longer be able to use his dependent visa which came courtesy of his estranged wife. 

 

MUST READ ....FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR SEPTEMBER 1 2023

REMEMBER YOUR AGE GROUP TODAY IN THIS YEAR 2023. 

OVERTIME AGE 

1923  - 100 years

1924  - 99 years

1925  - 98 years

1926  - 97 years

1927 - 96 years

1928  - 95 years

1929  - 94 years

1930  - 93 years

1931  - 92 years

SUNSET AGE 

1932  - 91 years

1933  - 90 years

1934  - 89 years

1935  - 88 years

1936  - 87 years

1937  - 86 years

1938  - 85 years

1939  - 84 years

1940  - 83 years

1941  - 82 years

1942  - 81 years

THE AGED 

1943  - 80 years

1944  - 79 years

1945  - 78 years

1946  - 77 years

1947  - 76 years

1948  - 75 years

1949  - 74 years

1950  - 73 years

OLD AGE 

1951  - 72 years 

 1952 - 71 years old

 1953 - 70 years old

 1954 - 69 years old

 1955 - 68 years old

 1956 - 67 years old

 1957 - 66 years

 1958 - 65 years

 1959 - 64 years old

 1960 - 63 years

 1961 - 62 years old

 1962 - 61 years

 AMENDMENTS AND RECONCILIATION AGE 

 1963 - 60 years old

 1964 - 59 years

 1965 - 58 years

 1966 - 57 years old

 1967 - 56 years

 1968 - 55 years

 1969 - 54 years

 1970 - 53 years

 1971 - 52 years old

 1972 - 51 years

 ACHIEVEMENTS AND FULFILMENT AGE 

 1973 - 50 years old

 1974 - 49 years old

 1975 - 48 years

 1976 - 47 years

 1977 - 46 years

 1978 - 45 years old

 1979 - 44 years

 1980 - 43 years

 1981 - 42 years old

 1982 - 41 years

 DECISION MAKING AGE 

 1983 - 40 years old

 1984 - 39 years

 1985 - 38 years old

 1986 - 37 years old

 1987 - 36 years

 1988 - 35 years old

 1989 - 34 years old

 1990 - 33 years old

 1991 - 32 years old

 1992- 31 years

 COMMITMENT & DETERMINATION AGE 

 1993- 30 years old

 1994 - 29 years

 1995 - 28 years

 1996 - 27 years

 1997 - 26 years

 1998 - 25 years old

 1999 - 24 years

 2000 - 23 years

 2001 - 22 years old

 2002 - 21 years

 ADOLESCENCE AND STUDIES 

 2003 - 20 years

 2004 - 19 years

 2005 - 18 years old

 2006 - 17 years

 2007 - 16 years

 2008 - 15 years

 2009- 14  years

 2010- 13 years

 2011- 12 years

 2012- 11 years

 BABY'S & TODDLERS  SUPERVISION AGE 

 2013 - 10 years

 2014 - 09 years

 2015- 08 years

 2016- 07 years

 2017- 06 years

 2018- 05 years

 2019- 04 years

 2020- 03 years

 2021- 02 years

 2022-01 year

 2023  month

Avoid pretending that you are still young.   Always remember that time does not wait for anybody. Think twice about your age. As the days go by, we approach our resting place.  Ask yourself this question.

What have I really done for my family, relatives, friends and God since I came to this earth?

Is there anything I can still do? 

So do something now because time is passing swiftly and it may be too late. Every day you get older, make yourself a treasure because this world is temporary.

Be grateful to God and start to push forward with determination and hard work with prayer and diligence and you will gain eternal life which is HEAVEN

: BEWARE OF "ONE DAY"

ONE DAY, you will retire from active civil service and start leaving a private life.

ONE DAY another person will be sitting on your seat and be in your position.

ONE DAY, you will lock your door, but you will not be the one to open it.

ONE DAY, you will wash that best clothes of yours and you will not be able to wear it.

ONE DAY, your favorite food will be prepared and you will not be there to eat it anymore.

ONE DAY, you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

ONE DAY, your curriculum vitae and all your years of experience will not matter to anyone anymore.

ONE DAY, the person that seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

ONE DAY, you will think of what you can never accomplish.

ONE DAY, you will be regarded as "a corpse"

ONE DAY, you will be isolated in a place called "grave"

ONE DAY, those things and people you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it/them.

ONE DAY, you will hold your breath and never be able to release it.

ONE DAY, you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge (GOD).

ONE DAY, housefly/ termites will come your way and you will be unable to chase them.

ONE DAY, you will receive a call that you can never decline.

ONE DAY, your name will be called, but no one will answer.

ONE DAY, the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

ONE DAY, your deed on Earth will be presented to you like a CD.

ONE DAY a title will be added to your name "Late" 

ONE DAY, The Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

ONE DAY, that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand/dust.

ONE DAY, your entire body will cease operation. The verb will change from he is a good man to he was a good man.

ONE DAY, you will be given an eternal apartment, either Paradise or hell.

ONE DAY, you will not be able to hold nor type anything on this phone anymore.

In Summary, take LIFE easy, DO GOOD, and run from EVIL. Be at peace with everyone, love your neighbour as yourself and remember that "that ONE DAY will surely come when this write up shall be fulfilled in your Life."

Please inform  your Loved ones and people you wish to save from hell, to remind THEM about that ONE DAY'

May God continue to bless and guide us so as to be conscious of tomorow..

Be careful how you live today

Don't Cherish worldly things more than the creator of the world

Remember someone owns your life

Don't cause people to  cry because of your maltreatment to them 

Only one thing will not perish after you have gone , that's your good work,

"Only Remembered By What You Have Done”

BE INFORMED...🧠 👂

Another food for thought

When they move from Europe to Africa, = *Voyages of discovery.*

When we move from Africa to Europe = *Illegal immigrants.*

A group of Africans in Europe = *Refugees.*

A group of Europeans in Africa = *Tourists.*

A group of Africans in the bush = *Poachers*

A group of Europeans in bush = *Hunters.*

Black people working in a foreign country = *foreigners*

White people working in a foreign country  = *expatriates*

*This world has failed  Africa, or have we failed ourselves? Food for thought!!*

*INFACT, THE UTMOST STUPIDITY NORMALIZED BY AFRICANS IS:*

When a French national cannot speak English, Africans respect him.

When a Spanish can't speak English, Africans respect him.

When a Chinese can't speak English, Africans respect him.

When a Russian can't speak English, Africans respect him.

When a Portuguese can't speak English, Africans respect him.

But when an African can't speak English, Africans consider him a joke, unintelligent, illiterate, dumb and stupid.

That's the level or extent of damage we have suffered as a people. We use English as a yardstick to measure the intelligence of our people, including children.

In our schools, children are made to believe they're stupid just because they can not speak a language alien to their ancestral route.

Dear Africans put an end to this mental slavery. Teach your children their mother tongue and allow the locals to feel free to speak their native languages without any stigma.

Do not help the oppressors to extend their oppression.

If you come across this post, share widely to spread this message and enlighten an African. The people around you need to hear this. It's a collective effort. Don't break the chain of mental revolution.

SEE THE GROUP OF DEATH ...UEFA DRAWS TODAY

Oboy Newcastle sha

Delta Health Commissioner Resume Office, Promises Effective Healthcare Delivery Service

The newly sworn-in Delta State Health Commissioner, Dr Joseph Onojaeme has promised robust health services as he resumed duties to overhaul the operations of the Contributory health insurance scheme.

The commissioner spoke with journalists after a tour to familiarise himself with the ministry alongside the ministry management at the state secretariat in Asaba

He said that the Contributory health insurance scheme would be well monitored so that the civil servants who enrolled in the scheme reap the maximum benefits.

He noted that the health-contributing scheme will be expanded to include the informal sector.

He added that more doctors will be posted to the rural areas for effective health care.

According to Onojaeme,” Youth corp doctors shall be encouraged to serve in the rural areas with adequate motivation”.

On brain drain of doctors and nurses, the Health Commissioner stated that the Oborevwori administration shall continue to encourage doctors and nurses to serve in the state.

While speaking on the sickle cell centres established by the spouse of the former governor, Dame Edith Okowa, the commissioner maintained that such centres shall be taken care of to continue with the lofty objectives of such centres.

He thanked the State Governor Hon Sheriff Oborevwori for finding him worthy to serve.

He promised not to disappoint the governor and the people of Delta State.