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Monday, April 10, 2017

Why I Share 'Annointed Oranges' to My Church Members for S*xual Performance - Prophet Chikomo (Photos)


Prophet Chikomo sharing miracle oranges to his members (Photo: H-Metro)
 A controversial Church Prophet has sparked outrage after he was seen sharing some s*x enhancing 'annointed oranges' which makes his members perform well during intercourse.
A Zimbabwean controversial cleric, Prophet Brighton Chikomo, is currently trending in the country after he shared some s*x enhancing oranges to his congregants during an all night prayer session in Kwekwe at Old Mbizo Youth Centre, saying that the citrus will make his members perform well during s*x.
 
According to H-Metro, Prophet Chikomo who made the dislosure as his church members scrambled for the ‘anointed oranges’ with the aim of improving s*xual activity in their homes, also told the congregants that peeling off an orange would remove bad luck and restore good fortunes.
 
While speaking to a correspondent, one man who had consumed the ‘anointed orange’, said he was already having s*xual desire and he could not wait to go home to enjoy conjugal rights with his wife.

“I was already feeling tired and I was no longer having s*x with my wife but when I ate the ‘anointed orange’ I am already feeling horny.

“I can’t wait to go home and have sex; honestly the man of God has helped me to restore pride and joy in my life. I have been invited to come here by my friend to attend this crusade as I was losing hope on life.”
 
Church members rushing the miracle oranges
 
Another man also hailed the prophet as he claimed ‘anointed oranges’ helped his erection problem and he could urinate properly.
 
“I have been having problems with erection but when I ate the ‘anointed orange’ I felt a difference. I was having problems urinating but I am happy everything is now flowing.”
 
Some women could not hide their elation that they were going to enjoy s*x with their husbands. “In most cases problems emanate when you are not enjoying s*x in marriage.

“I am happy we will enjoy the conjugal rights because the prophet has changed oranges into something sweet,” said the woman.
 
However, a reporter probed Prophet Chikomo on the controversies surrounding this miracle orange.
 
Anointed oranges?
 
"Anointed oranges is just a miracle just like what Jesus did at Cana when He changed water into wine. I am just seconding what the Christ did; it requires spiritual eyes to understand these miracles.

"When peeling off the orange skin it means you will be taking away your problems. Your problems will be disappearing and I just want you to submit to the Lord.
 

"If I quote the bible, Genesis 1 verse 28 says be fruitful and increase in number, fill the earth and subdue it. So by the ‘anointed oranges’ it supports the plan of salvation of God himself.

"The plan of salvation can be reached through recreation. The ‘anointed oranges’ boosts libido and swipes away misfortunes.”
 
Do your oranges not promote illicit s*xual behaviour?

"Oranges were carrying power as I commanded them to boost the decay system in male organs and females. They are meant to restore s*xual desire."
 
How do you ensure that people who psychologically get enticed to have s*x don’t do it with the wrong people?

"Like I said before, God is divine so it will be the chance for God to meet his people and provide human needs. According to the bible when God created Adam and Eve he said to them increase and multiply."

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