Hehehe...A lot of married women have ignorantly
and unconsciously turned their sincere and faithful husbands into guilty
unhappy cheats; these men have [against their wish] broken their
marriage vows over and again. Some have even accepted infidelity in
their marriage as the only way out of their sexual frustration and
dissatisfaction, while others have accepted their fate, all because
their wives are brutally circumcised and sexually uncooperative. This
category of wives are either not interested in sex, or do not know how
or have the ability to sexually meet the needs of their men. They have a
very low libido or they have never been aroused or ever experienced
orgasm, or have given up on their sexuality all because of the negative
effect of female circumcision, otherwise called female genital
mutilation.
One of the major challenges I have come
across in the past few years is the inability to help these women freely
with the gift of sex and to really enjoy sexual relationship within
their marriage despite the challenge of circumcision.
Circumcision
or female genital mutilation became popularly accepted in the Dark Age
in order to eradicate or reduce the level of female promiscuity. But
oddly, it has been discovered that promiscuity is a matter of the heart.
Until the heart of a man is occupied by right attitude and mindset,
abolishing promiscuity can never be effective by physical infliction of
pain or cuts.
From research and medical indications,
circumcised wives hardly enjoy sex, they hardly get aroused, hardly
experience any form of libido sensation or hype, are hardly interested
in sex, they are mostly unable to sexually satisfy their men, they
hardly have a normal delivery without either a tear or an episiotomy
cut, during a normal vaginal delivery. These categories of women also
mostly experience low sexual confidence due to the ugly picture of the
site of the circumcision. However, a natural do-it-yourself home remedy
exercise has been discovered called the long woman or the clitoral
exercise that will put smile in the faces of many couples. Please, read
and enjoy.
The clitoral exercise otherwise known as
the long woman is an exercise to increase the length and girt of the
clitoris for better libido and better couple’s sexual satisfaction. This
procedure came into existence way back in the Victorian time and it is
practised more in the African countries especially in Uganda. Because of
the numerous advantages, it is now a procedure that has gone viral in
the US, the Caribbean and Europe, and has now become accepted worldwide.
It is an exercise majorly recommended for
upcoming teenagers [especially in Ugandan culture] already betrothed to
a particular man when she is of age. This procedure is specifically
carried out on the teenage girl for close to three years for her to be
sexually equipped and trained in order to give sexual satisfaction to
her man. To get the teenager set for the procedure, an elderly wife is
assigned to teach and direct her. As soon as the clitoris reaches a
substantial and significant length, the teenager is certified as a good
wife to be and tagged with a new name ‘the long woman.’
The many benefits of this exercise have
created an impactful transformation basically on the marriage union of
many relationships, most especially on the wife and on the sexual
relationship.
Clitoral exercise is the regular
application of special oil called ‘Avangunin oil of life’ and daily
rotational pulling out of the clitoris with the first and thumb finger
coupled with the support of the second finger in both clockwise and
anti-clockwise directions. The clitoris is placed in-between the first
finger and the thumb while the second finger supports firmly the first
finger. For best result, the rubbing should be done twice daily for 10
minutes each.
It is best done while the lady lies down
with her knee pulled up and bent while a throw pillow is under her
buttocks in an angle 45 degree. To prevent infection such as vaginal
infection, yeast infection, vaginal itching and urinary tract infection,
it is advisable for the pubic hair to be shaved a little bit above the
location of the clitoris, the finger nails must be well trimmed and
hands must be washed only with mild soap and also lubricated with
Avangunin oil of life. This is a natural oil gotten from three different
plants with natural chemical composition that works directly on the
nerves of the clitoris, [the clitoris has almost same amount of nerves
supply as the penis]. This oil also has some natural growth element and
ability to heal any damage done during the time of rotation. It should
also be noted that there should not be too much pressure on the clitoris
so as to prevent bursting of the tender blood vessels and numbness.
The procedure is most appropriate for the
following categories of people, ladies that have undergone various
degrees of circumcisions. There are three types of circumcision; first,
second and third degree circumcision. First degree circumcision is when
the tip of the clitoris is cut off. Second degree circumcision is when
the major part of the clitoris is cut off while the third degree is when
the entire clitoris is cut off from the hood alongside with some part
of the labia minora [the inner lip of the female vulva]. Females who
have undergone episiotomy either lateral or bi-lateral cut during normal
vaginal delivery and develop lots of scar formation leading to loss of
sensual sensitivity during sex. Potential young wives aspiring to be the
best sex partner of their husbands; women with low supply of female sex
hormones.
Many couples have called in asking if the
procedure has any advantage to the husbands. Yes, it does by providing a
sexually sensitive and responsive wife, by reducing long frustrating
foreplay for the husband, by reducing high level of clumsiness and
stressful sex. The long clitoris has a way of rubbing off on the penis
of the man during active thrusting in and out, thus creating a
responsive libido triggering for the man. It increases female libido and
level of female arousal. It also helps to compensate for the husband
whose penis is small in size. The long clitoris usually assists the
small penis to fully occupy the inside of the vagina [this is because
some clitoris can be as long as the size of some small size penis]. It
increases the sexual confidence of the new bride. It increases sexual
libido during pregnancy and lactation. Basically, a nursing mother most
times may not be sexually inspired to either ask for sex or notice the
sexual desire in her husband, due to the fact that as long as she nurses
her baby with breast milk, she will always produce a hormone called
prolactin which is a form of natural family planning hormone. This
hormone only helps the nursing mother to be more concerned about her
baby than be sexually attractive or responsive to her husband. But when
such lady has over the years developed a long clitoris, it is of an
added advantage because the clitoris gets bigger during breastfeeding
and this stimulates her sexual appetite compared to her contemporary who
has not practised clitoral exercise. It also enhances good blowjob.
It increases and fast-forwards orgasm in
all categories of women. It helps to naturally cure acute level of
premature ejaculation, weak erection, and acute erectile dysfunction.
This is because during sex, the clitoris increases in size and strength
and actually erect and stands firm like the penis and the sensation the
erect clitoris gives the penis helps to stimulate it and when there is
active penile stimulation, there is free flow of blood to the base and
shaft of the penis which helps to supply more oxygen and nutrient to the
penis. When this is done on a frequent level, healing starts showing up
gradually and before long, most men with poor erection, weak erection
and poor performance always testify to the positive effect of the extra
length of their wives’ clitoris. Note: it is not safe to use any other
oil as this may not give you the result you so much desire.
Clitoral exercise can be practised by
every woman of any age, at any stage. This is because it is a natural
exercise with natural plant oil to help the clitoris grow to any
capacity of growth. So why wait, start now.
Questions and Answers
Acupuncture and impotence, how effective
A friend of mine said he was completely cured of impotence when he underwent acupuncture. Please, does it really work?
Mr. Allen Owolabi
Actually, acupuncture is an age-old
healing practice of traditional Chinese medicine in which thin needles
are placed at specific points in the body. It’s primarily used to
relieve pain but it is also used to treat other conditions. Acupuncture
seeks to release the flow of the body’s vital energy or “chi” by
stimulating points along 14 energy pathways. Scientists say the needles
cause the body to release endorphins — natural painkillers — and may
boost blood flow and change brain activity. Now, the only way
acupuncture may have worked for that your friend is this; when there is
good blood flow to the male organ, he must have done the acupuncture
severally. However, some sceptics say acupuncture works only because
people believe it will. However, I would suggest you could try it if it
will help.
I want to make a confession
Dear Funmi, I want to make a confession
and at the same time seek your advice on my issue. My problem is that I
don’t get aroused around my wife any longer. For me to have an erection
and even maintain it, it will take a lot of touching and blowing but
most time, I don’t get up at all. I married a very beautiful woman with
outstanding brilliance and behaviour but her boobs are just too small.
The confession there is that I hit 100 per cent arousal anytime I see or
touch any other female apart from my wife. For me to be certain, I even
had two other secret lovers and mere thinking about them gets me
aroused. But with my wife, it is an issue. I know having secret lovers
is very wrong and I am gradually getting out of it but I think I am
confused now, sometimes I will even think I have erectile dysfunction
but if I am around any other lady, 10 -15 minutes and even sometime
close to 30 minutes, I am still hard. We had a child and we have been
trying to make another one but I am not just getting it up. The truth is
I love her but I am not just feeling her, I see her nakedness everyday
but I am not moved. I don’t even mind if there is a drug that can get me
very aroused when I am with her. Please help me, I am so confused. You
may publish my write up but please don’t put my name. I await your
response. God will hold you and your family (Amen).
Anonymous
My dear sir, your mail was well
understood but I have a set of questions for you; were you aware of your
highest sexual trigger point before your marriage to your wife? Did you
by any means ask her while you were dating if she was naturally endowed
with big breasts or did she have a push up bra on 24/7? Were you so
much in love with her and also attracted to her beauty and outstanding
brilliant qualities and behaviour that you ignored the fact that big
breast keeps you going come rain or shine? If all your answers to these
questions are in the positive, then I would suggest you make up your
mind to live with your choice and either help her to increase the size
of her breast naturally or buy her lots of invisible breast attachments.
Lots of us are not all perfect physically but we can enhance ourselves.
Besides, it has been researched that when couples grow together in the
marriage union, they tend to live more like brothers and sisters rather
than hot lovers with sexual sparks. You will have to work on your wife
to help you bring more of sexual sparks back into your life than going
out there to other women. I would also like to say that you also have to
realise that you will be losing out greatly if you allow your sexual
needs alone to define your marriage. Think on your investment in the
marriage; think of the other outstanding qualities of the woman and also
think of the destinies of your lovely children. As much as there is no
substitute for good sex in marriage, I think when you make a marital
choice you should also be responsible for your choices.
Could this be something else?
I have an alarming yeast infection that
has lingered on for more than necessary. I have been to the hospital; I
have even tried over the counter medications, but it’s just not working.
Ms comfort Ogirilu
Self-diagnosis is not always accurate. In
fact, studies show that up to 50 per cent of women who think they have a
yeast infection actually have another type of vaginitis. So, before you
conclude it is a yeast infection, watch out for these pointers to help
you decide what might be going on. Yeast infection symptoms include
itching – Itching is the most common symptoms of a yeast infection.
Sometimes the itching is so severe that you scratch until raw sores
develop. Vaginal burning – Yeast can also cause vaginal irritation,
burning and swelling, as well as pain with urination and sex.
Occasionally, with severe infections, the entire vulva are bright red
and swollen. Vaginal discharge – The vaginal discharge of a yeast
infection is most typically thick, white and clumpsy, almost a ‘cottage
cheese’ [locally produced wara] appearance, but some infections will be
tricky and have a normal appearing discharge.
Please, do not mistake the following
symptoms for a yeast infection: Foul vaginal odour – a strong vaginal
odour is not a typical symptom of a yeast infection, but more likely to
be bacterial vaginosis (BV), which is an overgrowth of abnormal bacteria
instead of yeast. BV is more common than yeast infections and causes a
grey thin discharge and a pungent fishy odour that is most prominent
after intercourse. BV is easily treated with an antibiotic and doesn’t
cause any long term health issues.
Vulva blisters/ulcerations – Genital
herpes cause blisters and ulcers that can sometimes be confused with a
yeast infection because both can cause a burning pain, swelling and
irritation. Sadly, there is no cure for herpes, but there are antiviral
pills available to treat the symptoms of the disease.
Frothy vaginal discharge – Discharge that
is frothy and bubbly could be a sign of trichomonas, a common sexually
transmitted disease (STD). Trichomonas is highly contagious, but luckily
can be easily treated with antibiotics and doesn’t cause any long term
health issues. All sexual partners must be treated with antibiotics as
well, or you can get re-infected easily.
Copyright PUNCH.
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