WAHALA DEY OO......FG owes us N124bn earned allowances – ASUU

hehehehe...this is ASUU president, Dr. Nasir Fagge

The Academic Staff Union of Universities has said the Federal Government owes lecturers N124bn as earned academic allowances from 2013 to 2016. This is in addition to another N495bn that had also accumulated as arrears.

SEE.....OH GOD SAVE US FROM THIS ECONOMIC RECESSION

na wetin dey happen now be that oooo...hehehehe

NA WA OO...THIS MAN CALLED MOSES GET MIND OOOOO

hehehe...Customs officers stationed at the Badagry-Seme border have arrested a suspected smuggler, Moses Degbogbahunn pictured above, while he was trying to smuggle in bags of imported rice which he carried in an ambulance and packaged as corpses.

OH DEAR....PLEASE READ HER STORY....Orode Uduaghan confirms her marriage is over

hehehe....27 year old first child of former governor of Delta state, Emmanuel Uduaghan - Orode Uduaghan confirms her marriage is over. She put up a picture of herself and her kids on her restaurant IG page with the caption "Im Orode, a proud single mother of two amazing heroes....

WOW....CONGRATS ON YOUR WEDDING....See them riding horses on their wedding

hehehehe...I don't know, but there's something about their marriage that I like. I wish them a happy married life.

CHEI.....ECONOMIC RECESSION IS NOW AFFECTING GALA......SEE

hehehehe...According to the user who shared these photos, the economic recession is affecting the quantity of meat in Gala. It is now practically empty. Another photo below... Have you noticed any changes when eating our Nigerian made 'burger'? hehehe

MUST BE A VIRGIN ? This man says here are 29 signs on how to spot a wife material ...IS HE RIGHT ?

hehehehe.....Love doctor Joro Olumofin has given tips on spotting a 20 yard wife material. I chuckled at some of the points, though.

Read the interesting tips below

MY GOODNESS...HE HAS JUST BEEN ASSASSINATED......POLITICS IS A HARD GAME OOOO

RIP....A former local government caretaker committee chairman of Okitipupa Local Government Area of Ondo State, Niyi Pirisola has been assassinated. The deceased who was a member of PDP, was killed in the early hours of today about 3am while returning from a church programme at his hometown, Ilutuntun.

THIS GUY HAS FINALLY PASSED WAEC AFTER MANY YEARS

You 'all remember Ciroma Chukuma Adekunle, right? hehehehe Anyone that passed through the Nigerian educational system and wrote WASSCE will know that fellow who has been writing the exams for donkey years. The good news is that he has finally passed his WAEC.

his replacement is shown above...hehehehe

This woman says my son has a hidden vagina ... it was VACTERL association....DOCTORS WETIN DAT MEAN ? HEHE

hmmm....A distraught mum, Leanne Owen, 40, from Blackpool, Lancashire, has told of the shock she experienced when she found out that her son had a hidden vagina when he was already 8 year old, saying that she had a miscarriage as a result of  the news.

THIS IS BUHARI AND MARK ZUKERBERG TAKING SELFIE...... I am impressed by your simplicity, Buhari tells Zuckerberg

Hehehe....President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday commended the Chief Executive Officer and Co-founder of social networking website, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, for sharing his wealth of knowledge with Nigerian youths, and inspiring a new generation of entrepreneurs.

OBOY LAFF WAN FINISH ME HERE OOOO

hehehe

IS THIS GUY REALLY OK ?

hehehehe.....The man named Delayoh Cheddas posted the photos on Facebook and wrote, "I am the sexiest Man alive. I'm hotter than your Bitch. #YHTS TILL DIE!"More photos abeg

DO YOU LIKE HER....See new photos of Charly Boy’s daughter Dominique Oputa

Dominique, last daughter of Charly Boy, aka Area Fada is simply stunning in these new photos she shared.

She and her controversial father are like peas in a pod...

MUST WATCH.....Nollywood Actor, Ernest Asuzu reportedly healed from Stroke, receives Millions and a Car from a Prophet in Delta State

Hmmm....Nollywood actor, Ernest Asuzu suffered a stroke sometime last year.

He is back on his feet and was reportedly given a brand new exotic jeep and cash, by Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin of Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry, Warri, Delta state.

Lassa fever: 55 persons under surveillance healthy, says Delta

Hmmm.....okoooo.....The Delta State Government has declared 55 persons put under surveillance following the death of a doctor who was admitted in a private hospital in Asaba, the state capital, and thereafter died in Nnamdi Azikiwe Teaching Hospital, Nnewi, Anambra State.

 The Delta State Commissioner for Health, Dr. Nicholas Azinge, has said that the Lassa fever outbreak  has been brought under control.

STILL ON THE MATTER OF Mark Zuckerberg's lack of visit to Ghana

hehehehe....A Kenyan user made fun of Ghanaians saying that they must be hurt that Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg skipped their country to visit Kenya after he left Nigeria. Ghanaians didn't find it funny. Read more tweets abeg

CHEI......Naira sinks to record low at N420 against dollar

hehehehe.....The continued scarcity of foreign exchange on Wednesday pushed the naira to an all-time-low of 420 against the United States dollar at the parallel market.
The currency hit its record low the same day that data released by the National Bureau of Statistics showed that the economy was in recession.

See Photos of annular eclipse as seen in Owerri, Kano, other states

hehehe.....This is the eclipse in Owerri. This happened some hours ago

See below the eclipse in other states of Nigeria abeg

OBOY SEE CURSE OOOO.....IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU THAT POSTED THIS

hehehehe....Earlier today NetNG posted on their IG page, an internet sourced meme depicting Mark Zuckerberg being warned to stay away from famous Lagos ghetto, Ajegunle.

WOW....Mother Teresa to be made Saint on Sunday By Pope Francis

so nice,,,,,....Mother Teresa of Calcutta, one of the most iconic figures of the 20th century, is set to become a Catholic saint on Sunday in an open-air Mass led by Pope Francis.Father Brian Kolodiejchuk, the Canadian priest who promoted her sainthood cause, said on Thursday in Vatican that hundreds of thousands of faithful are expected to attend the Canonisation service to be led by Pope Francis in front of St. Peter’s basilica.
He said that her Canonisation is one of the highlights of Francis’ Jubilee of Mercy.

HMMM....BE CAREFUL OOOO THIS GAY MAN........"Bishop Oyedepo engages in stupid pastoral marketing," - gay rights activist, Bisi Alimi,

hehehe....Gay rights activist, Bisi Alimi posted a video of pastor David Oyedepo teaching about tithing and made the comment below.

Here's a link for the video of his teaching.  https://youtu.be/7haTRKTpsLU

WOW...I LOVE THIS.....MUST SEE ABEG

 

True or false abeg...hehehehe

OBOY See Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg eating good food in Kenya

hehehehe....Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is in Kenya after a three-day visit in Lagos, Nigeria. Zuckerberg's first stop was at the popular fish joint Mama Oliech on Marcus Garvey road, Nairobi. He will meet tech entrepreneurs, developers and talk to stake holders in the ICT industry.

SEE THIS DRAMA IN RIVERS STATE....CHEI

Hmmm.....Soldiers at a checkpoint along Emohua road at Degema axis in Rivers state yesterday arrested a hoodlum on a bike heading to Degema from Buguma through Obakri junction. An Okada rider who carried the hoodlum had stopped at the checkpoint to inform the soldiers about the strange calls his passenger had been making since he carried him. The soldiers immediately searched the hoodlum and found a bloody female pant and some bloody clothes in his bag. He couldn't explain the items found on him. He was handcuffed and taken away.

JOSEPH YOBO SAYS WE SHOULD STOP THAT RUBBISH

hehehehe.....Last week reports circulated that Joseph Yobo had signed a deal with Kano Pillars to play for them till the end of the season in his role as NPFL ambassador, but the former Everton defender took to his Twitter account this afternoon to deny such reports saying he hadn't signed for any Nigerian club.

YOU DEY NAIJA OOO....'I'm not bothered about salary yet, everyone who signed the contract looked honest'- New coach Gernot Rohr

Nigeria's new technical adviser Gernot Rohr has revealed that his main focus at the moment is qualifying the Super Eagles for Russia 2018 and not thinking about whether he'll be paid his salary or not.

HEHE......'I want Vincent Enyeama back, he's the kind of player we need - Gernot Rohr reveals

hehehehe....New Super Eagles technical adviser Gernot Rohr has revealed that he wants former Super Eagles goalkeeper and current Lille Osc goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama back with the national team.

Enyeama, 34, unceremoniously called time on his Super Eagles career on October 8, 2015 after a feud with former coach, Sunday Oliseh that eventually led to his captaincy being taken away from him and given to Ahmed Musa.

BREAKING: Another airline, First Nation suspends operations

hehehe......Another domestic carrier, First Nation Airlines, has suspended its operations, the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority has said.
This is coming in less than 24 hours after Aero Contractors Airlines, Nigeria’s second largest commercial carrier, announced an indefinite suspension of its scheduled flight services and its staff with effect from Thursday, September 1, 2016.

OH DEAR....She is getting married in Greece today....CONGRATS

hehehehe....Nollywood actress Monalisa Chinda and Victor Tonye Coker will be having their white wedding in Santorini, Greece today September 1st. Here's the very first photo of the bride getting glammed for her 'Great Gatsby' themed big day. Photo Credit: Ezinne Chinkata

THIS IS SO SAD

BBC News producer Steph Hegarty disclosed that the owner of bakery demolished at Rumens road, Ikoyi, paid N5 million in rent yesterday, August 31. The Bakery, along with other shops were demolished today because the landlord allegedly failed to pay 40 million Naira permit.

CHEI....Photo: Man arrested with mutilated human hand in Osun

Wonders will never end....chei....The man pictured above was arrested in Osun state today after a mutilated human ‎was found on him

WOW......I am dating Ycee – Simi

hehehehe.....Nigerian singer, Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye, known as Simi has confirmed the speculations of her being in a relationship with ‘Omo alhaji crooner,’ Oludemilade Martin Alejo popularly called Ycee.

MTN IS TELLING US SOME THINGS......MUST READ

. The company has now released a statement, announcing their ambassadors for 2016/17. Read below...

CHEI......Youths block major road in Delta with dead body to protest incessant deaths [PHOTOS]

Na wa oooo.....Some irate youths in Delta State on Thursday caused a massive stir as they protested the high spate of deaths in the state. This came a few hours after the corpse of a yet-to-be identified middle-aged man was found in the Atakpo River at Ibusa in Oshimili North Local Government Area of the state.

Buhari arrived Osogbo, commissions projects completed by Aregbesola(PHOTOS)

hehehehe....President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday arrived Osogbo, the Osun State capital, on a one-day working visit as part of the 25th anniversary of the creation of Osun State. He inaugurated the newly built Government High School, Osogbo and other projects completed by the administration of Governor Rauf Aregbesola.

Army confirms death of Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau

hehehe...The Nigerian Military on Thursday, confirmed the death of factional Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau. The Commander of Operation Lafiya Dole, Major General Lucky Irabor, said this in Adamawa State during a tour of formations under his command.

Chei.....See... 30 girls rescued from pastor's sex slave camp in Lagos

 na wa ooo......   General Overseer, Tongue of Fire Restoration Ministry, Chukwuma Nkwocha, is now in the custody of police in Lagos for allegedly camping about 30 young girls as sex slaves.    The 38-year-old Nkwocha, whose church is located at Sogunle area of Lagos metropolis, was accused of sleeping with the young girls, whose ages range from 10 to 15 years.    The state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed the arrest of the GO. The PPRO said the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Fatai Owoseni, had ordered investigation into the case. She said: “The command rescued about 30 young girls from the pastor’s custody.    Two of them acknowledged he had carnal knowledge of them. However, investigation is ongoing.” Nkwocha, according to

See Fire ooo...... Photos: Gabon Parliament set on fire after President Ali Bongo was declared winner

Hmmm....Angry protesters on Wednesday, set fire to Gabon’s national assembly as thousands of people took to the streets after an announcement that President Ali Bongo had been re-elected.The clashes erupted immediately Bongo was declared the winner of Saturday’s presidential poll, with opposition supporters chanting “Ali must go".Two people were killed and dozens injured injured as Gabon security forces stormed the opposition's headquarters early Thursday morning, a source inside the building said."

PDP SAYS BUHARI SHOULD RESIGN DUE TO ECONOMIC RECESSION

Hehehe....Opposition party PDP has called for the resignation of President Buhari following the new statistics released Wednesday by the National Bureau of Statistics, indicating that Nigeria is currently experiencing economic recession. The party made the call in a statement released today. Part of the statement reads: 'Nothing better showcases the absolute ineptitude and incompetence of the Muhammadu Buhari administration than the GDP, Inflation and unemployment figures released by the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics today. These figures reveal what we have repeatedly said over the last 15 months ,